When you lose your phone and it’s on silent.
Teacher: “This will be a partner project.”
My friend and I are like
Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”
So my friend and I are like
(Source: janba-juice)
“I hesitated a lot at the time and I thought that if I was classified under an idol group, it would mean that the spectrum of music I was able to put out was limited. However, the Untouchable hyungs that I’ve always known and was close with told me, “If you come into this group, you’ll be able to live out your dreams” and that’s how they convinced me.”
(via daescum)
Hi Babys!
Thank you for all your positive responses. We have chosen Singapore Red Cross’s Project R.I.C.E 2013 initiative as our collective present to B.A.P for their 1 year anniversary!
This contribution to society will be done in B.A.P’s name and will replace the food support project that we…
I hope everybody will come and support Block B whether your a fan of them or not. All of us kpoppers, lets stick together and help Block B and BBC’s get through this mess and set things right. Hwaiting!
Fucking fuckers
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
